I tend to hurt myself. Most of the time I don't know how I got a bruise or cut...they just appear. Recently though, I can account for them all! Some of my inflicted pain is on purpose, like my first group bike ride. 12 miles and I loved it. CrossFit every week, love it after its over but it hurts so good. Then there are the times I don't mean to hurt myself but do anyway...
Cut on my knee, both sides of ankles up to shin - fist group bike ride, clipping out and fell.
Bruise on left side of head - car door.
Bump/bruise on right side of forehead - ok this one I don't remember but it was the same day as the one before.
Sore shoulder - running into the wall while walking to B's room in the middle of the night. She is teething and has woken up a few times about 4am.
Right pointer finger - 2 months ago at CrossFit405 while box jumping. I got to 29"!! Finger still hurts.
Other random injuries:
- closing the laptop on my nose
- washer lid falling closed on my head (this happened so often so I got a front loader.)
- multiple knees and shins lost to the ottoman.
Anyone want to share their random/silly injuries??